Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow followers of Hugo Chavez such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but followers of Hugo Chavez have this week been revealed as setting fire to libraries.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps followers of Hugo Chavez would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Michael Howerd who this week said, "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that setting fire to libraries is acceptable behaviour.